Quotes of the day

Showershorts! For the man who has nothing to hide, but still wants to!
JD i Scrubs

Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
- Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
- Advising the President.
- Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.

David Letterman