Abort

"Det virker som at alle som er for abort selv har blitt født."
Ronald Reagan

Quotes of the day

Showershorts! For the man who has nothing to hide, but still wants to!
JD i Scrubs

Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?
- Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
- Advising the President.
- Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin.

David Letterman

Quote of the day

"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."
Jim Carrey

"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."
David Letterman

Quotes of the day

Anonym fotballkommentator

Julian Dicks has been everywhere ... it's like West Ham have got eleven Dicks out there.

Vennskap

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Quote of the day

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Utrulige historier (1)

Da sjukaste eg(Sindre Kvalheim) har opplevd!

Da var ein gong på barneskulen me hadde spørrekonkurranse. Læraren spurte oss om kva som var det høgaste fjellet i Afrika. Eg visste ikkje svaret, så eg tenkte eg berre skulle tippa. Eg tenkte på sykkelen eg hadde heima av merket Kilimanjaro. Eg sa svaret høgt og, hald deg fast, svaret var heilt riktig!